Lanza Speak

Corporate Welfare cheats at Advanced Cell Technology, ACT were recently credited with developing a new language called Lanza Speak. Named after Vice President Dr. Robert Lanza, the new language should help usher in a wealth of Corporate Welfare monies to the research company, which seeks government funding for the embryonic stem cell research that Venture Capitalists have declined to invest in.

A sample translation of Lanza Speak was in evidence in a recent report in the Journal Nature, where Dr. Lanza told Nature there was a breakthrough in how embryonic stem cells are harvested, saying "some of the embryos survived and were returned to frozen storage." In English, this is translated as "in other experiments some of the embryos survived and were returned to frozen storage, but the embryos that were used for these experiments did not remain intact [they died]."

Lanza Speak has been credited with stemming the recent plummeting value of ACT stock, which though “down to about 78 cents a share, …is [still] about twice as high as the 40 cents a share it traded at before the announcement [in Lanza Speak]”.

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